Tuesday Sunrise Golf League - Countryway Golf Club; Tampa, Florida

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Jim Armstrong: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
(Former Caddy) FC: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

John Crippin: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 80 on this course."
FC: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth!"

Steve Landrum: "Do you think my game is improving?"
FC: "Yes, you miss the ball much closer now."

Tom Breslin: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"
FC: "Eventually."

Bob Kowalski: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
FC: "I don't think so. That would be too much of a coincidence."

Bill Flood: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
FC: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

Pat Donelly: "How do you like my game?"
FC: "Very good, but personally, I prefer golf."

Dick Bernardy: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
FC: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."

Pete Castelli: "This is the worst course I ever played on."
FC: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

Randy Bish: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
FC: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

Ric Wharton: (...after slicing off the tee at every hole) Ric finally gives up and asks his
long-suffering caddy if he has seen any obvious problems:
FC: "There's a piece of crap on the end of your club." Ric picks up his club and cleans
the club face, at which point the caddy says: "No, the other end!"

"It does look like very good exercise, but what is the little white ball for?"
-- President Ulysses S. Grant

Ric, Bob, John, Bob K., Pat, Jim, Claude, Larry, Tom,
Randy, Steve R. , Bill, Ron, Dave, Steve, Pete, Bob C.

Last revised: September 21, 2021 --- Updated: September 21, 2021